Wood chipper jokes
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
