Carpet muncher

Carpet muncher jokes

Difference

    • What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

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    • Lesbian

    • If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

    They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 馃構 馃お 馃槍 馃槒 馃槣 馃憤 馃憤 馃憣 馃憣 馃憦 馃弳 馃 馃挱 馃 馃槷 馃榿 馃槉 馃槂 馃槃 馃憣 馃槏 馃グ 鈽猴笍

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    • Lesbian

    • What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

    A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

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    • Woman

    • What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

    The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

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    • Toddler

    • I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

    I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

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    • Carpet

    • My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

    Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!