Carpet muncher

Carpet muncher jokes

Lesbian

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy šŸ˜‹ 🤪 😌 šŸ˜ 😜 šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ šŸ† šŸ„‡ šŸ’­ šŸ¤” 😮 😁 😊 😃 šŸ˜„ šŸ‘Œ šŸ˜ 🄰 ā˜ŗļø

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  • Lesbian

    In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

    None, both carpet munchers eat out.

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  • Woman

    What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

    The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

    Toddler

    I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

    I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

    Lesbian

    What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

    A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Speed Bump

    When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

    Then the speed bump starts screaming.

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  • Living Room

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Man

    Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

    They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

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