Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!