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What does a mother fear most?

Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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    • What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?

    Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.

    What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

    My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

    What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

    A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

    "Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

    "Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

    What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

    One you cut into 2 with a knife.

    And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

    What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

    The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

    What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

    A female cow doesn't have a dick.

    Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

    Thing 2: I don't know, what?

    Thing 1: One gets hard faster.