What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
