What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
