Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂