Difference jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.