Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
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Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.