Difference jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.