Difference jokes
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.