What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
