Difference jokes
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.