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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

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    • What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

    My dad came back!

    What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?

    I don't have $1 million in my wallet.

    What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

    I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

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    • What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

    The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

    What's the difference between my phone and my sister?

    I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

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    • What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

    Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

    The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"

    School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

    I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

    He one day said his business was "remarkable."

    What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

    With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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