Difference jokes
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Your face.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.