Difference jokes
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.