Difference jokes

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.