Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.