What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
