Difference jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.