Die jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"