Didnt jokes
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.