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if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, its not the only thing that didnt come back.
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house, he said he was confused because he didnt know what that is
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
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one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
Why would tommy kill philza's wife just to make phil belive she didnt exist
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
I Didnt ask:βοΈ
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: βοΈ
