One day an orphan threw a boomerang, its not the only thing that didnt come back.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house, he said he was confused because he didnt know what that is
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
in my locality there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel cuz everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didnt want to waste any 14 year old pussy . did he?
Why would tommy kill philza's wife just to make phil belive she didnt exist
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
Old.mother riley, had a fat cow.. she milked it and milked it but didnt know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits.. old mother riley was covered in sh!t💩
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
