Didnt jokes
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
he don't hate me fully
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.