I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?she didnt have any arms remember!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 life if you didnt weigh a thousand
knock knock whos there? banana banana who orange orange who orange you glad i didnt say banana again
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
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My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
