Didnt jokes
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Jorking my peniys
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.