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A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
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titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
why do orphans eat their breakfast with water because their dad didnt come back with the milk
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
why didnt the bear leave home-------- He could not bear leaving his family
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
