Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
why did the blind woman get raped?
because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes
titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics
I Didnt ask:❌️
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
why do orphans eat their breakfast with water because their dad didnt come back with the milk
why didnt the bear leave home-------- He could not bear leaving his family
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
Why did Sally drown in the pool?she didnt have any arms remember!
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
