Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Didnt Jokes
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
