Didnt jokes
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?