Dick's jokes
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Dick muncher.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.