Dick's jokes
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
I'm not gay, dick.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
thats you suck dick goof ball
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
How do you shrivel a dick?
My dick hard.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.