Say
Eye
Spell
Map
Say
Ness
NOW SO IT FAST
Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!" So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
how do you shribble a dick
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
Suck my dick
(Ron Jeremy)
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about
None of you ever touch my penis
Friend: Do you know him? Other Friend: Know who? Friend: My dick!!!!
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Thing to say during sex,"grab his dick and twist it."
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
I have a penis. How's that for a fucking joke. It's not a joke. It's terrible. 500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
SEROSLY WHO WANTS DICKS
I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can't stick my dick in a dinosaur
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister's head
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.
