im not gay dick
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg. Pick him up and sick his dick
My dick is hard, whats your name
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took a dick in the ass.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin Man 3: Me first!
Dick, you're fired.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jokemeister3
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a Dick.
why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
son:Hey Dad why is my name Dick? Dad: Ohh because a dick fell on you when you were born. son: Ohhhhh so thats why im gay.
Everbody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair
what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer
dick dick dick fuck dick nugget shit
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
