Dick

Dick jokes

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Willis.

Willis who?

Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!

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  • A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

    Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

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  • Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

    You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.

    Person: Uh okay.

    You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?

    Person: Addicted.

    You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?

    Person: Addicted.

    You: What hit you in the face last night?

    Person: Addicted... *laughs*

    (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")