what did the chicken say after he died, nothing
Did you know Stephen Hawkins died in a game the game was happy wheels
My dad died in 911.... He was a good driver
Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
Stephen Hawkings died because he lost wifi connection
what do batman and orphans have in common o👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 there parents died
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but there family died
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Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.
So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn't turmoil on again
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle Apollo says "if you eat that buffet everyone you love will die". Up yours the man said what are they going to die of famine. Moments later there was a incident that took place in the restaurant everyone literally died. it turn the restaurant had a B-. I said is that really a thing groaning on the hospital. The doctor said know that is your condition you hepatitis B-.
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus Dying also in laughter.
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The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
Stephen Hawking died cause he got hit by a RAM.
One day their was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that every died. The end!
