Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
I was walking down the street saw a kid slip on a plum. I look to my right and died of lafter because I did the same
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Why was Jesus not good at Basketball? . . . Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman. No, really. Why can't she drive? Because she died.
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when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
An elderly was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip. "I will see her in one week" A week later he died
how steven hawkings died, because he moved to much during the day and ran out of juice
this is nothing to do with 9/11 but this is my best joke what di you call a Paki in a microwave? Pting pting pting
did you hear how Stephen Hawkings died he lost wifi conection
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why did he not love anymore his battery died
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THIS IS CRAZY! LITTLE JOHNNY DIED!!!
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
