My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
Guys these jokes are not funny my dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
Penis gay be like: among sussy. ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding. imposter is SuS!?
what’s the difference between the baby i just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Did jesus die a virgin? ofc not you idiot he got nailed before he died!
did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
