Di Jokes

Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

you shouldn't joke about 9/11. my grampa died on 9/11 he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic

What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien

Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.

My friend died from Ligma! Ligma Balls.

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ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?

ME: Interrupting cow.

MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack

me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese

me: wat is dat?

Siri: sugondese nuts

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.

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My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏