I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
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What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
