Tingling jokes
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Googoogaga.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
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HMMM MY RAPPY IS TINGLING!!!!
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more
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