Tingling jokes
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Googoogaga.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
Viggie tickles.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Community talk
HMMM MY RAPPY IS TINGLING!!!!
Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!
Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).
The waxing paper was yellow for w… Read more
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