Dessert jokes
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!