Dessert jokes
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Memes
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)