Dessert jokes
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.