Dessert

Dessert jokes

Oreo

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

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  • Cake

    I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

    Food

    If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

    Memes

    Ice Cream

    Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

    The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

    Johnny replies: "Sure."

    After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

    Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

    The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

    After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

    About 5000 calories.

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  • Dinner

    What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

    "Will there be seconds?"

    Cake

    You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

    Orphan

    Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

    He can't afford a family pack.

    Cake

    You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

    Pie

    Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

    Cake

    Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

    He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

    Fruitcake

    The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"