Dessert jokes
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Is this scary 😨
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪