The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Pineapple turnover
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
