Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
