Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Pineapple turnover
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? Frosting cupcake
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
