Dessert jokes

Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

Johnny replies: "Sure."

After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories.

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

What cookie has an orphan never had?

Homemade.

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

I heard a joke about chocolate.

It wasn’t that funny.

I just Snicker-ed.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.