Dessert jokes
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
That's caketasic!
Pineapple turnover.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.