Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
Why did the orphan rob the bank Because he wanted to be wanted
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
I’m horny and gay
why did my mouth say no to buut.because that will be to much sex.
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Your really sexy 😉
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Sleep, but make it forever.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
