Desire jokes
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
I like strippers on me.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.