Desire

Desire jokes

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?

Because they wanna be wanted.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.