Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
