Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
