Desire jokes
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.