Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Desire Jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
I love big hot sexy men.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
