*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
You do orphans love doing crime?
Cuz they want to be wanted
I love big hot sexy men.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Like if you wanna have sex.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I want to cream, rn.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
