Desire jokes
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
I love big hot sexy men.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Like if you wanna have sex.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I want to cream, rn.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Want to have sex?
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.