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Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
What do you call sad coffee...deppereso!
wana hear a joke, ME.
what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
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you look sexy with that rope around your neck
