Depression jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Me :D
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Depression :)
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Who am I?