Depression Jokes

The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring

Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them

anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce

i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day

Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging..

I get jealous when my phone dies

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'

How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome

if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me

Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.

"knock knock?" "who's there?" "Depression" "Depression wh-" ME!! *runs away*

Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~

I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.