Depression jokes
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
I cummed on the alley.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.