Depression jokes

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

What’s the best time to commit suicide?

8 a’glock in the morning.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

what's flat and great for cutting? me.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.

I cummed on the alley.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.