Depression jokes
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
I cummed on the alley.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)