Depression jokes
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
GTA 6
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.