what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
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What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
I need a hug
*hugs train*
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
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What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
what do lesbains and turtles have in common they both choke on plastic
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
