Depression

Depression jokes

Mirror

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Death

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Game

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Suicide attempt

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

Celebrity

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

Meth

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Ground

How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?

"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"

Shotgun

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

Happiness

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.