Depression jokes

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

Andrew Tate.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"

Me: "Nope."

Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."

Me: "You never said \"love\"".

Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"

Me: "Frick no."

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Evan

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!