Depression jokes
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Ethan Fennel
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.