Depression jokes
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.