- cemeteries are so popular! People are like...dying to get there
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
Why did the math book kill itself? it had too many problems.
Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
The belt broke
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
that one depressed friend
When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there
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Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
