Depression jokes
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"