Depression

Depression jokes

Time

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

Book

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

Difference

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Mom

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Fuck you you rwind my life.

Tree

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

Panera Bread

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

Rope

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Life

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Glass

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Pizza

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Donut

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.