Depression jokes
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.