Depression jokes
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
The belt broke.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
That one depressed friend.