You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
The belt broke.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
That one depressed friend.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
