there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
What did the rope say to my depressed ass
~ hey you wanna hang
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
Q- what makes depressed kids jump?
A- Bridges
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN