--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
if your depressed and you crying like this joke
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
I like Cheetos.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
What is long brown and cured depression.
A nuse.
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
