Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
My favorite joke is my life
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
I’m going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor blade. I’ll draw it on my wrist.🔪🔪
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Advertisement: What's in your wallet? Me: The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)
I like Cheetos.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
