*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
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At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
My favorite joke is my life
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
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What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
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What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
