Depression jokes
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.
My favorite joke is my life.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!