Depression jokes
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."