Depression Jokes

Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”

I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school

When you look at the sun, its like looking at me

If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me....

How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.

what do you call a train with buble gum?

a chew chew train

oh man im depressed

i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

knock knock who's there? depression.. that's my best friend.

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral

Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat

how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>