my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
will my suicidal thoughts, leave me too if i get attached to em?
Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
knock knock who's there? depression.. that's my best friend.
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
