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I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
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I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
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SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
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