Depression jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?