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Radio

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Blood

26 views · mariotime · 3 years ago

gravity falls

The image shows a scene from Gravity Falls with Bill Cipher asking, "What are you willing to give to continue Gravity Falls!" Mabel is responding by saying, "I'll give you my blood!"

Attention

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Text

1 view · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

An image of cartoon character Cyborg from Teen Titans with the text "NOW." written in bold text above him.

Gunna

23 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A social media screenshot displaying a conversation. The top section shows two tweets from 'chart data' posted on January 17, 2022. The first tweet, at 7:20 PM, states: 'Billboard 200: #1(new) @1GunnaGunna, DS4EVER 150,300 [193.5 million on-demand streams | 4,700 pure sales].' The second tweet, at 7:21 PM, states: 'Billboard 200: #2(new) @theweeknd, Dawn FM 148,000 [173 million on-demand streams | 14,800 pure sales].' Below the tweets, there is a Reddit comment section. A user named 'thekingbun' comments: 'Gunna is unstoppable. Reminds me of 2pac's run.' Another user, 'Lopsided_Law_1762', replies: 'Young Gunna Wunna'.

Tuna

2 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

Forklift

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Wife

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

Political extremism

23 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A white background meme featuring stick figures. On the left, a large, aggressive-looking stick figure with a wide, jagged smile, wearing a red and black shirt with a yellow earring, holds a lit Molotov cocktail. Above it, text reads: "It's over, conservatives. We're going to destroy the government, eat the rich, slaughter police and abolish gender and religion." Below this figure, smaller text says: "Wow that's mean :( We just want free healthcare :(". On the right, a smaller, simpler stick figure with a sad, resigned expression says: "Ok I guess I'll fight you".

Character

64 views · Cosmo idk · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article. The headline reads, "Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character". Below the headline, a photo shows a group of Somali people, including children and women in hijabs, standing behind a man at a podium who is speaking into a microphone. The subtext indicates the event took place in Minneapolis, MN, on January 9, 2026.

Everyone

1 view · Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

The image shows a split frame. The top half shows a character labeled "Tau Empire" holding a shovel and saying "I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY". The bottom half shows a character labeled "LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE" falling and saying "NO."

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