Death jokes
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Memes
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.