Death jokes

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

The orphanage said I couldn't go home.

Your dad is gone.

I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.