What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
how did the gay girl die? homocide
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
