What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
