Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?