Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
my dad died lol
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
