Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
