Death jokes
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.